‘House of the Dragon’: The best memes that describe Ser Criston Cole’s spite

Episode 5 of ‘House of the Dragon’ showed Ser Criston Cole being overly dramatic over Rhaenyra Targaryen’s rejection. These memes perfectly sum up his feelings.

A few hours have passed since the premiere of chapter five of House of the Dragon and we can only say that it had everything necessary to confirm itself as our favorite medieval soap opera, especially after seeing everything the drama of Ser Criston Cole (Fabien Frankel) following the rejection of Rhaenyra Targaryen (Milly Alcock)the unnecessary confession to Queen Alicent Hightower (Emily Carey) and the beating of the “Kissing Knight” at the wedding.

To be frank, a creative freedom on the part of Ryan Condal and Miguel Sapochnik, the showrunners, because Ser Criston, in the book fire and blood, he is far from throwing these tantrums for not being reciprocated, he only transfers his rancor towards the medieval jousts and under the change of sides to being the guardian of the wife of Viserys I (Paddy Considine). Same with the death of the “Bronze Vixen”, Daemon (Matt Smith) is not the intellectual author of his death.

In short, not even crying is good, besides, it wasn’t so bad that they made Ser Criston an excessively fiery guy. All this was well detected by fans of the work of George RR Martin and transferred and a wave of memes that perfectly summarize everything that happened over an hour. We’ve rounded up our favorites to keep you laughing as hard as you can. Also, don’t lie, we’ve all had a Being Criston Cole moment in life.

“The moment where her heart breaks”

As we say, there is always a Simpsons moment in life, and here we can see being Criston Cole (Fabien Frankel) just when Rhaenyra (Milly Alcock) breaks Rafa Gorgori’s Lisa-style heart. And that she didn’t give him a postcard from the little Chu-chu machine.

Ser Criston Cole, patron saint of intense


Whoever denies that he has never been as intense in his life as Ser Criston Cole (Fabien Frankel) he is lying. We have all been at some point and they have had one in their lives.

Dear Diary…

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I am Ser Criston Cole (Fabien Frankel) and a bad woman broke my heartJust that, let’s not be jerks just for being rejected either.

“If I am”

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Although Alicent (Emily Carey) just wanted the tidbit of the meeting between Rhaenyra (Milly Alcock) and Daemon (matt smith), our royal guard (Fabien Frankel) he messed up and confessed out of nerves. Or, maybe, for just being a heartbroken guy.

“I was a virgin”

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The confession of Ser Criston Cole (Fabien Frankel) to Alicent Hightower (Emily Carey) felt more like a need to vent spite and be heard than anything else. Only Fernando Colunga or some icon of Mexican soap operas was missing to continue the tantrum.

Yes, he had the face of Don Ramón

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Well, we find no flaws in the logic of this meme, because Ser Criston (Fabien Frankel) did have a face of few friends throughout the wedding between Rhaenyra (Milly Alcock) and Laenor (Theo Nate). Mr Ramon (Ramon Valdes) and he would have gotten along.

Alicent found gold

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What she wanted was Rhaenyra’s gossip (Milly Alcock) and Daemon (matt smith), Alicent (Emily Carey) ended up finding his personal guard to fight the “Dance of the Dragons”. Nor how to help Ser Criston (Fabien Frankel). What’s more, we would never trust him with a secret..

Being Criston could be Lotso

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the future of Ser Criston Cole (Fabien Frankel) is mega well represented in Lotso the little bear that smells like berries but is malevolent Toy Story 3, because the knight will be able to be noble with Rhaenyra (Milly Alcock) but not silly. The story of their feud is about to begin.

Don’t be a strawberry, Criston

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Ser Criston Cole (Fabien Frankel) buckled when Rhaenyra (Milly Alcock) asked him to be his little clandestine fling. The esteemed gentleman came out very high.

Poor Viserys I

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Every weekend we understand why Viserys I (Paddy Considine) is being consumed by leprosy. Rhaenyra (Milly Alcock) has given you the worst headaches. This is how it ends, literally, every weekend like poor Ben Affleck with Jennifer Lopez. The best way to end this count dedicated to Ser Criston Cole (Fabien Frankel) and their tantrums.

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